thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS


randomsplashes:

[SOLVING MURDERS YEAHHHH]

bless the elementary writers (◡‿◡✿)


fuckyeahbond:

The Connery Era
By Phil Beverley


starkstower:

I have a very specific skill set.


victoriousvocabulary:

DROMOMANIA

[noun]

also known as travelling fugue: an uncontrollable psychological urge to wander. People with this condition spontaneously depart from their routine, travel long distances and take up different identities and occupations. Months may pass before they return to their former identities. The term comes from the Greek: dromos (running) and mania (insanity).

[RHADS]


wednesdaydreams:

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part. 

Se7en (1995)


stephrc79:

bunnywith:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

m0rtality:

Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.

are you my husband?

omg 

Don’t omg me, you know you were thinking the exact same thing.


professortennant:

when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and 

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Costume exploration from the 1920s.


  • Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
  • Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
  • Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
  • CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
  • Me: . . .
  • Me: What did you just say?
  • CSG: Have you tried turning it-
  • Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
  • CSG: . . .
  • CSG: . . .
  • CSG: You watch-
  • Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
  • CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
  • Me: YOU BET IT IS.
  •  *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
  • CSG: So which episode are you watching?
  • Me: The Great Game.
  • CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
  • Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?